I'm stealing this from Stephanie's blog, because it cracked my ass up, yo! Read hers too; it's pretty funny.
Rules:Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box and then write the first definition it gives you!
(this is not kid friendly so beware of words and sentences little eyes should not see)
1.What is your name?
DEFINITION: An awesome girl who likes to be ghetto, and pulls it off even when white. Generally pretty.
2. Your age?
DEFINITION: A wanksta flip guy that gets 32% in school
3. One of your friends?
DEFINITION: Erin is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awsome sense of humour. Out of all the females in the world its the Erins who rule.
4. What should you be doing?
DEFINITION: To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
5. Favorite color?
DEFINITION: 1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.
Baldwinsville (holy crap, it was actually on there!)
DEFINITION: One of the best towns in CNY (Central New York) Look around, people. Have you seen Cicero? Phoenix? Fulton? Cato?! The only town that could possibly compete is Liverpool, and their town runs down a single street. People who can entertain themselves with friends, food, drugs, crazy summer nights, diner runs at 3am, sunsets at the point, and quiet evenings at small cafes will love B'ville!!!! Many of us will grow up and go our separate ways, but we will never forget our days in B'ville!!!! With the best friends ever!!!!
"Dude, I hate you."
DEFINITION: A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where too-tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
8. Last person you talked to?
DEFINITION: Cyndi is a reference to a group of people/person(s) that are not only attractive but very goal oriented and love to have a good time
9. What did you eat last?
DEFINITION: The act of stealing the covers from one's spouse by rolling up in them.
10. Your nickname?
DEFINITION: Your anus.
11. Your significant other?
DEFINITION: A big hairy ape like creature, with no penis. although if you ask him he will brag about it being huge.
Can also be a queer asshole with no life (LMAO!)