I'm stealing this from Stephanie's blog, because it cracked my ass up, yo! Read hers too; it's pretty funny.
Rules:Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box and then write the first definition it gives you!
(this is not kid friendly so beware of words and sentences little eyes should not see)
1.What is your name?
Melanie
DEFINITION: An awesome girl who likes to be ghetto, and pulls it off even when white. Generally pretty.
"Melanie is beautiful."
"And Ghetto."
"And Ghetto."
(HA! Too true. Well, about the ghetto, not the pretty!)
2. Your age?
32
2. Your age?
32
DEFINITION: A wanksta flip guy that gets 32% in school
Shane is 32.
3. One of your friends?
Erin
3. One of your friends?
Erin
DEFINITION: Erin is a female who has the body of a goddess and the brain of a genius. Men are drawn to her good looks and her awsome sense of humour. Out of all the females in the world its the Erins who rule.
(TRUE!! ;))
4. What should you be doing?
Sleeping
DEFINITION: To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
5. Favorite color?
Green
DEFINITION: 1. adj. noob, unexperienced
2. n. Money
3. n. Weed, Marijuana
4. adj. Good.
5. The Color, Duh.
6. Hometown?
Baldwinsville (holy crap, it was actually on there!)
DEFINITION: One of the best towns in CNY (Central New York) Look around, people. Have you seen Cicero? Phoenix? Fulton? Cato?! The only town that could possibly compete is Liverpool, and their town runs down a single street. People who can entertain themselves with friends, food, drugs, crazy summer nights, diner runs at 3am, sunsets at the point, and quiet evenings at small cafes will love B'ville!!!! Many of us will grow up and go our separate ways, but we will never forget our days in B'ville!!!! With the best friends ever!!!!
"Hey, where do you live?"
"Baldwinsville."
"Dude, I hate you."
"Baldwinsville."
"Dude, I hate you."
September
DEFINITION: A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where too-tight little sweaters that show off their curves.
8. Last person you talked to?
Cyndi
DEFINITION: Cyndi is a reference to a group of people/person(s) that are not only attractive but very goal oriented and love to have a good time
9. What did you eat last?
Burrito
DEFINITION: The act of stealing the covers from one's spouse by rolling up in them.
10. Your nickname?
Smelly
DEFINITION: Your anus.
11. Your significant other?
Rob
DEFINITION: A big hairy ape like creature, with no penis. although if you ask him he will brag about it being huge.
Can also be a queer asshole with no life (LMAO!)
You're it! Comment here if you played along!
Fin.
LOL! I didn't imagine B'ville would be there, but ya gotta admit, it is better than one would guess! :-D
Posted by: Nikki | 08 November 2008 at 16:07
Terrace (They had mine too!)
Terrace is a small city nestled in the coast mountain range of British Columbia. It has a population of approximately 15 000 people. The main industries in Terrace are logging, fishing, and tourism.
Terrace is home to the Kermode bear, a rare subspecies of the black bear that is born with white fur. It is also known as the Spirit Bear.
Terrace is a beautiful city, and a great place to raise children.
The decline in logging revenue has made real estate in Terrace very affordable.
There are not many jobs in Terrace; the unemployment rate is almost twice the provincial average.
Posted by: jadekitty | 08 November 2008 at 14:12
I started to do it and was going to post it but decided against it. So I shall just run my answers and read them :)
Posted by: jadekitty | 08 November 2008 at 14:09
OMG. LOL! I'll have to go check out Stephanie's.
Posted by: Nadine | 08 November 2008 at 10:05
DUDE! This one is too freaking funny! Love it! I like that you got different answers for the same topics...that's fun!
Posted by: Steph | 08 November 2008 at 08:48