Okay, Tinkerbell

On the one hand, I'm sorry you're sick. I really am. I don't know what you got into while I was gone, but I hope you learned your lesson about it. You haven't visited me all day, and I miss you.

But on the other hand, could you please puke when Daddy's around and awake to clean it up? And could you try not to do it right in the common pathways of the house, so I don't step on it for the 19th time?

Thaaaaaanks.

Mama

Fin.