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Something You Should Never Do

It's just a suggestion, but when you lend your husband your camera so he can take some shots of the kids and his new car and what-have-you, and he decides to be cute and take a picture of his penis for you to find later, don't save it as the background on your desktop because you admire it so much.

Because, you never know when your cleaning lady will be standing there talking to you, and Internet Explorer will decide to shut down all the windows, and there you'll be, with a larger-than-life weenus right behind your head, in all its glory.




I'm stilll laughing... (on the inside!)