Silly Sophia
24 July 2008
S: Mom, can you cut open this package with your scissors?
M: Hm, well, I can open it, but with my hands.
S: With your SHARP hands?
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S: Mom, do cats have penises?
M: Yes, the boy ones do.
S: And the girl cats have vaginases!
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S: Who put the tinkertoys in the garbage?
M: Who put the bop in the bop-sh-bop-sh-bop?
S: Daddy!
Fin.