Tutu Excited!
Tutus for Sale!

Silly Sophia

S: Mom, can you cut open this package with your scissors?

M: Hm, well, I can open it, but with my hands.

S: With your SHARP  hands?


S: Mom, do cats have penises?

M: Yes, the boy ones do.

S: And the girl cats have vaginases!


S: Who put the tinkertoys in the garbage?

M: Who put the bop in the bop-sh-bop-sh-bop?

S: Daddy!