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1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Osama bin Ladin
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
I would never do that. All art is art, whether I appreciate it or not.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
That changes with the day.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Oh, gosh. If you've ever been on my Facebook page, you k now that it states simply, "I like cheese." All cheese! Well, maybe not limburger... But I really, really love Brie.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Subway's herbs and cheese bread. Turkey pastrami. Mozzarella cheese. No condiments.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Matt Damon. Mmmm, mmm, mmmm.....
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Eric Clapton
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Yarn. Cashmere yarn!
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Sydney, Australia
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Now we're just getting silly. I'd juse it to go scuba diving on the Great Barrier Reef!
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?
Really? An angel from heaven is going to make me an offer and it's unlimited alcohol? Who thinks of this stuff?! Anyway, I'd pick piña colada. Yummy.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
I would travel back in time to March 20th, 2003 and demand that I get my fucking ultrasound, because without it, my baby is going to DIE. And it would save his life. :(
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Physical appearances do not matter.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?
It's already been done, and it's called The Big Bang Theory!
15.What is your favorite curse word?
FUCK!
16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Scream and shit my pants. Not necessarily in that order.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item?
If I can't grab ALL my scrapbooks, then I'd get the one from our trip to Europe last year.
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Hug my babies and cuddle with my husband
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?
I can fly!
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The night I met my husband, in person for the first time (two weeks after we met online)
21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Can I erase my entire childhood after my mother died, from 7 to 17??
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?
Australia. No... Italy. No... Brazil. No... Japan. Yeah, definitely Japan.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
I really don't care, so I'll just pull out the first one that comes to mind: Fat Tuesdays in CocoWalk, in Coconut Grove, Miami, FL
24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”?
Who wrote this quiz, a 14-year-old? Anyway. I would float to Stephanie's house first.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Hmmm.... Elvis. I'd bring back the King.
26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
I'd bring back my son. Woe is me that such is not really possible. :(
27. What’s your theme song?
"Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley
Fin.
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