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Saturday 9: Tell Her No


Link up with Crazy Sam if you're playing along this week!

1. When was the last time that you had to tell someone that you loved, that the answer was no?

A million times at bedtime every night lately!

2. When was the last time you visited a hospital?

September 1st. My son had surgery that day. (He's fine.)

3. If you were to start a club, what would the subject matter be, and what would you name it?

NeverKnitters. People who love to knit and mentally do it all the time, but never seem to have the time do actually do it anymore. Wait, that's lame. Eh, whatever, so is the question.

4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?

Psht, um, yeah.

5. What's the first thing you notice about the preferred sex?

The whole package

6. What really turns you on?

I'm not telling you that. You'll use it against me.

7. What was your biggest mistake?

I haven't made it yet.

8. Tell us something totally random about yourself.

I have a saggy pannus. I'm going to get it amputated.

9. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?

Yeah. But they never know who. Apparently I look like someone a lot of people know, too.