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Sunday Stealing: The Seven Deadly Sins Meme


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Sunday Stealing: The Seven Deadly Sins Meme

Cheers to all of us thieves!

1 - Pride. Seven great things about yourself.

a. I have a nice smile. b. I'm intelligent. c. I'm fun. d. I try really hard to be a good person. e. I always hold the door open for people. f. I make pretty babies. g. I don't half-ass anything; if I can't do it well, I don't do it at all.

2 - Envy. Seven things you lack and covet.

a. A nice figure. b. Enough money. c. Common sense. d. A Type-B personality. e. Willpower. f. The drive to exercise like my sister! g. A beautiful and powerful singing voice.

3 - Wrath. Seven things that piss you off.

a. Slow drivers, especially the ones that practically come to a full stop before they make a right turn in front of me. Really?! b. Racism. Intolerance. c. Litterbugs. d. Dumb-ass rednecks who have eleventeen Confederate flag stickers on their pick-up trucks. e. Child abusers. f. Husbands who make a pile of dirty laundry exactly five feet away from the laundry room, every day for ten years and laugh when I bitch about it (every day for ten years). g. Being misunderstood.

4 - Sloth. Seven things you neglect to do.

a. The laundry. b. Clean my house in a timely fashion. c. Get my arse up and go to the bathroom before I'm absolutely bursting at the seams. d. Sleep like a normal human being. e. Charge my phone BEFORE it dies in the middle of a conversation, at least twice a week. f. Wait a full 30 minutes after eating, before having something to drink, so I don't puke (a gastric bypass surgery thing). g. Knit a gauge swatch.

5 - Greed. Seven worldly material desires.

a. Money, for traveling and fun-having, mostly. b. All the puppies and kittens and other baby animals we can squeeze into our house. c. An unlimited gift card for iTunes. d. ...and Farmville. Yes, I'm a dork. e. More yarn than you can shake a stick at! f. Lots of cute clothes - for me and the children. g. An endless amount of craft supplies.

6 - Gluttony. Seven guilty pleasures.

a. Farmville :P b. Chocolate - but GOOD chocolate, like Lindt and Godiva. c. Pizza d. Reality TV, at least when we had TV. e. Driving way too fast. f. Using lots of bad language. Even with my kids. g. Finding out, usually via Facebook, that I've aged better than LOTS of the popular kids from high school. And my kids are cuter... {evil laugh}

7 - Lust. Seven love secrets.

Oh, my. Okaaay... I'll list some turn-ons: a. Fine black men. b. Gay porn (in small, infrequent doses, it's HOT. Feel free NOT to comment on this. I'm over-sharing here, as usual.) c. Intelligent men. d. Anyone who can make me laugh until my insides hurt. Any guy, that is... I'm not into chicks! (Sorry, Hubs.) e. A salt-and-pepper haired, tall man in a suit and tie, carrying a briefcase. (As a little girl, I always pictured that guy as my husband.) f. A man who can sing. Really, really well. (Think Cee Lo Green, Josh Groban, Eric Clapton...) g. A man with a sexy accent and a rakish grin.

Well, that was fun! And my face is a wee bit red...