Saturday 9: Melancholy Man
On Being Crafty

Sunday Stealing: Madness Meme, Part The First


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1. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?


2. What’s the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve dated?

I was 21. He was 42.

3. Ever been in a car wreck?

Yeah, a few, but the worst was when we were hit by a drunk driver. Nightmare scenario.

4. Were you popular in high school?

Very much. With my teachers. Haha.

5. Have you ever been on a blind date?

Several. One time, the guy turned out to be a self-professed devil worshipper. Um, that didn't last. But I married the last guy.

6. Are looks important?

Sure, somewhat, but they're certainly not at the top of my list.

7. Do you have any friends that you’ve known for 10 years or more?

Yes, a bunch!

8. By what age would you like to be married?

I was 24. Works for me!

9. Does the number of people a person’s slept with affect your view of them?

Yeah, if it's low, I can't respect them...jest.

10. Have you ever made a mistake?

No, I'm damn near perfect. *eyeroll*

11. Are you a good tipper?

I guess I'm average.

12. What’s the most you have spent for a haircut?

$35 or so

13. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?

Yep, a few!

14. Have you ever peed in public?

Sure, isn't that what public restrooms are for?!

15. What song do you want played at your funeral?

I don't know, but something you should wear Lederhosen to dance to would be fun.

16. Would you tell your parents if you were gay?

They'd figure it out.

17. What would your last meal be before getting executed?

Pizza with pineapple on top.

18. Beatles or Stones?

The Fab Four, duh

19. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?

TBFH, aka my ex-stepmother

20. Beer, wine or hard liquor?

The last one. Mixed drinks.

21. Do you have any phobias?

Mustard; the stuff, it scares me.

22. What are your plans for the future?

I'll probably fart in my sleep.

Happy week, y'all.