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Sunday Stealing

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23. Do you ever walk around the house naked?

Sure. Why not?

24. If you were an animal what would you be? Why?

I'd be a Galapagos tortoise. You know how long those things live?!

25. Hair color you like on someone you’re dating?

I really don't care what color their hair is, as long as they treat me well and have the stuff.

26. If suffering an injury, would you rather be left blind or deaf?

Deaf. I wouldn't be able to stand being blind. I'm close enough as it is, don't make it worse, please! I have to be able to see color.

27. Do you have any special talents?

You bet I do. Just ask my husband and about (mumbles) other men.

28. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?

Hang up my keys, walk to my desk and put down my purse and, likely, my full keg of Diet Coke

29. Do you like horror or comedy?

Oh, comedy, definitely. I'm a wimp when it comes to scary movies.

30. Are you missing anyone?

Of course. I miss my mama, my son, my grandparents... and everyone who lives far from me, especially my Sissybell Smiff.

31. Where do you want to live when you are old?

Wherever my (much) old(er) husband lives, I'll be there.

32. Who is the person you can count on the most?

Myself. Followed by Hubs.

33. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?

Clapton, Eric. I love that man. It's unrequited, though, to the best of my knowledge. (Call me, Eric!)

34. What did you dream last night?

I had a horrible nightmare about growing up with my stepmother. It was a true story. I literally sobbed into my husband's shoulder for, like, five minutes after I woke up.

35. What is your favorite sport to watch?

Gymnastics and figure skating

36. Are you named after anyone?

Nope. I was almost named "Eleanor" after my paternal grandmother, but my mom snuck in a Melanie on me paw.

37. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?

I like fruity mixed drinks: piña colada, mai tai, rum runner, tequila sunrise, and the like. I also like the occasional shot.

38. Non alcoholic drink?

The afore-mentioned Coca Dieta

39. Have you ever been in love?

I've been madly in love with my husband for 11 years, 12 days now. (Thank God it's November and I didn't have to calculate more than 12 days, huh?)

40. Do you sing in the shower?

Yup. Pretty much every time. Good acoustics in there.

41. Have you ever been arrested?

Not yet. I'm trying to decide whether it's on my bucket list or not. If I was, it would be for something like environmental protection or a human rights movement or something. Nothing "bad."

42. What is your favorite holiday?

Independence Day

43. Would you ever get plastic surgery?

Yep. I'm trying to get it now, actually. You lose 210 lbs and see if you don't look like a walking blob of fleshy flesh!

44. Have you ever caught a fish?

I think I have, but mostly I stood by and tagged them, threw them back, and waited for the fishers to catch more small fry. ;)  I have caught a lot of crabs in my day, though. Shut up, not that kind.

Have a great week and stuff!