Link up here if you feel the need to do so. If you don't, well, at least comment and stuff. M'kay?
Cheers to all of us thieves!
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
I could stand to improve. The more important thing is, are the kids and hubs?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
Hate: sandpapering, ugh. Love: Kids laughing, especially my kids, especially at me because I'm being funny as hell.
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
Well, I don't normally put this out there on the blog, but it's "What if Chay (the guy I loved in college - and beyond) had broken up with his girlfriend for me? Would we have made it?" But that's a whole 'nother post, and I don't plan to go there again.
29) Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope. Unless you're talking about that movie with Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore. I believe in that movie.
30) How about aliens?
Like ghosts, I'll believe in them when I see one. I certainly believe the possibility exists.
31) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
Marrying Rob. No doubt. Hands down. (Although I was reconsidering it a few hours ago, when he was being a total jackass.)
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
It's a tie between Ottawa and the Bahamas. Not a fan of either place. (You thought I was going to say "my childhood home," didn't you? I probably should've, but I don't like to be predictable. :P)
33) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
Hell yeah. I'm pretty creative, right? Look at Van Gogh. His ass was crazy and his art was amazing.
34) Most attractive actor of your opposite gender?
I'm partial to Matt Damon, but I do feel guilty saying that instead of Denzel, since I do have a thing for black men. (What, you didn't know?)
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
To leave the planet better than when I left it. In other words, to make a difference to someone, anyone; to matter; to be able to say, "I did good things here. I tried my best."
36) Define “Art”.
Art can be anything that speaks to someone. Some people find art in a rusty gate, while others find it at the museum. It can be lyrical, but that art will be gangsta rap to some (not me) or opera to others. To me, it's more about what the average Joe gets out of it than being worthy of a critic's praise.
37) Do you believe in luck?
Honestly and truly, no. But I say "Good luck!" all the time. Does that make me a hypocrite? What will be, will be.
38) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Everyone's happy and content with it; no one feels "less than."
39) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Lou Vega's "Mambo No. 5." I mean, c'mon. How can you not shake your booty when that comes on?
40) Where were you yesterday?
See here, now, didn't you read my post, "Are You Lookin' At My Ass?" (Apparently no one did. No comments. Wah.)
41) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
The mental injury caused by years of psychological abuse from my ex-step-mother. No amount of physical pain I've endured could rival that.
42) Do you have any obsessions right now?
HEXIPUFFING!!!! I've got about 50 puffs now. I'm totally neglecting the laundry. The kids are all, "we don't have underwear, we don't have socks!" Darn kids, always needing something.
43) What's up?
This bread Chloë made, at my made-up direction, totally sucks. It has chocolate in it, though, so I'm scarfing it down anyway.
44) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
Does it count as a rumor if it's true?
45) Do you believe in real magic?
Nah. Unless you're talking about that goo-goo lovey-dovey kind of magic when you fall in love. Then oh, yeah, of course.
46) Do you ever hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
Yes, it's my forte. (And please pronounce that correctly, like "fort," not "for-tay.")
47) What's your favorite (non-pet) animal?
Sharks, der!
48) What is your secret weapon to get people to like you?
I have sex with them. That usually works. I'm kidding; I have a lot of female friends and don't go that way. I don't know! I just try to be real, know what'm sayin'?
49) Where is your best friend?
Centra New York, up where I grew.
50) What do you think is Satan's last name?
Simmons. Oh wait, that's my dad. Umm...
Have a great week! I'm going to go puke up this nasty-ass bread!
Fin.
