In Which I Humbly Accept Anotha Blahg Award For My Awesomeness ;P

That's right. My blog is fabulous. Take that, unnamed-beyotch who called it insipid all those years ago! Kelly over at Dysfunctionally Functional thinks otherwise, and I value her opinion ever so much more than yours. Hmph. I humbly accept, and here we go with the requirements for acceptance:

In order to accept you must:

1. Post the rules on your blog.
2. Name five of your most fabulous moments, either in real life or in the
   blogosphere.
3. Name five things you love.
4. Name five things you hate.
5. Pass the ribbon on to five other bloggers. (Leave them a comment to notify
   them of their win.) 

5 Fabulous Moments

1. The day I eloped with my husband of 11½ years.
2. The three days I gave birth to my four children.
3. The day I graduated from the University of Miami with a B.S. in Marine Science.
4. Every time someone calls me "so tiny!" since my gastric bypass.
5. The first time I fit into size four jeans after afore-mentioned surgery.

5 Things I Love (I'm gonna exclude people, 'cause they're not 'things.')

1. My iPhone
2. My Keurig
3. Diet Coke
4. Hummus
5. The Internets

5 Things I Hate

1. Diet Pepsi - blech!
2. Those drivers who will drive up on the shoulder to bypass a long line of traffic and then expect to be let into the lane ahead of you - as if!
3. Our toilet, which doesn't flush and needs to be plunged every. single. time!
4. Chloë's stupid, non-user-friendly Blackberry.
5. The person who gave my kid freakin' LICE - especially while she was in the middle of a big acting gig! >:( Grrrr...

5 Other Bloggers who are all outstanding & deserve so much more than this award ribbon!

1. Mrs. 4444 over at Half Past Kissin' Time
2. Susan and Janice over at 5 Minutes for Mom
3. Stacy over at Stacy Uncorked
4. Harriet at Harriet & Friends
5. E over at Cinco de Mommy

Now begins the arduous task of notifiying these lovely ladies of their big, fabulous win, in which they get... a button. Woot!

Have a lovely!

Fin.

P.S. I just love it when Typepad formatting refuses to work. :\