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Sunday Stealing: The 88 Meme, Parte Final

If you're one of the cool kids on the block, you'll link up here here to play along with us thieves. Cheers!

69. Song you're thinking of right now?
Well, Train's "Hey Soul Sister" is on my radio right now, so that's kind of the salient musical thought at the mome.

70. Want someone back in your life?
Yeah, but it won't happen in this lifetime.

71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
I doubt it. Today was pretty rad.

72. What's the color of the underwear you are wearing?
They're purple, with lavender, blue and white stars. They're cute, but like most of my pantaloons, they're too big. :P

73. Who was the first best friend that you ever had?
Victoria Dixon, in Monroe, NY. I thought she was the most beautiful, ethereal creature I'd ever laid eyes on.

74. How do you react when someone disappoints you?
It depends on the situation, but I'll admit, I'm a crier!

75. Is there anyone who understands your sexuality?
Why yes, indeed there is. And it ain't Mitt Romney. Whatever that means. ;)

76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
I'm a naturally exuberant person, but I do get my feelings hurt altogether too easily. Whatever the emotion, I invest myself in it whole-heartedly.

77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
Why yes, indeed there is. And it ain't Mitt Romney. Whatever that means. ;)

78. What do you wear when you sleep?
It varies. Last night, I wore nothing. Imagine that, Mitt Romney.

79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
Mitt Romney, it would appear.

80. The first person you loved is?
Me maw. ♥

81. Something terrible happened with you?
It did? When? I have a long list, but what do you know that I don't?

82. You are locked up with your celebrity crush for days, what happens?
Oh, Matt Damon wouldn't stand a chance against my feminine wiles. Smouldering eyes, what?

83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
That Mitt Romney would call me and talk about whatever pops up.

84. Ever try to force someone to do something?
Probably, I mean, I am a mother of reluctant chore-doers, after all.

85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
You think I only have one consistent thought? Geez, it varies even from second to second.  Lately, though, I have sex on the brain. It's libido time, yeah, baby!

86. How was your first sex?
It was pretty great. Jembaman and I lost our virginity together at 15. (TMI? Too bad!) When he left later, he kissed me and said, "Tonight was special." He was right.

87. What's your favorite music genre?
I cannot tell a lie, whether it reveals how lame I am or not: I'm a huge fan of Pop Music aka Top 40. I hang my head in shame.

88. Are you happy I only wrote 88 questions?
A. I'm pretty sure a few were missing, and B. No. I wanted more to say. Guess I'll have to write an actual blahg post that's not a meme. I'll get right on that ... after I do the five mystery shop reports from the last 36 hours!
Until next time, mon frers.