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Sunday Stealing: The Wackadoo Meme, Part The First


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This week's questions come from Shopafreakingholic and it was stolen there as well, but the search doesn't go back any farther.

1.] What age is your youngest aunt?

Hm. Aunts. Nope. I don't have any. {{living}}  


2.] Do you miss someone right now? 

Right now, I'm missing my friends back in Virginia/Carolina. My friend Lisa from VA is coming down in October, though, and I can't waaaaaaaait to get in trouble with see her!!

3.] What can you see North West to you?

What do Kimye have to do with anything? {{Honestly, I have no sense of direction. I couldn't tell ya!}}

4.] Do you like bowling? 


I like it, but I pretty much suck at it.

5.] Can you pronounce Italian words?


I can make a passing attempt, most of the time, but all those z's and c's and vowels and stuff... man! Spanish is way easier for me.

6.] Do you prefer black or beige coloured jackets?


Really. Not even a blip on the outside edge of my radar, dudes.

7.] Do you own a hoodie? 

It's going to be one of those memes, isn't it? For the record, I have several, but since I live in Miami and none are short-sleeved, who knows if I'll ever wear one again?

8.] Do you like roasting marshmallows on a bonfire? 


I do. I only hate when it gets burnt and falls off, into the fire. That's the only way I do like marshmallows, though.

9.] Do you like cheesy puffs? 

POOFS, not puffs. Pffft. Of course I do.

10.] What's your name without vowels? 


MLN. That's right. I'm a melon.

11.] How many layers of clothing are you wearing? 

!!!! This meme has officially jumped the shark.

12.] When was the last time you got a take away? What did you have? 


Pizza, what else does one get for take-out? Oh, I guess there are plenty of choices, now that I mention it... but yeah. Pizza.

13.] If you could climb any mountain or range which would you choose?


No. I like the beach. If they are surrounded by mountains like in Guam, that's fine, but I'll be looking UP at them from the water. You feel me?

14.] Do you alphabetically arrange anything in your room? What? 

No.... but I do like to arrange my clothes by color. At least that makes SENSE.

15.] Have you ever visited fat-pie [dot] [com]? 

NOT GONNA DO IT! {{Wouldn't be prudent.}}

16.] Do you prefer sweet or sour fruits? 

I like citrusy fruits. No, I like all fruits. So yes and no. How's that for a non-answer?

17.] Do you like Flo Rida? Which song of his? 

Eh. He's aaaight. You know?

18.] How are your dancing skills?

I mean, I can tap, but I can't twerk. I can pirouette and plié, but I can't ... whatever. I belong in a dance studio and not the club. Really, now.

19.] What is your favorite number? 

64 is my longtime favorite number, and not just because of the crayons. I can't explain it. I like perfect squares, but this has been since before I knew what a square was. I guess I've always had a bit of the mathematician in me!

20.] Describe your best friend to me? 

She's funny, kind, and smart. And sane. And she does what she set out to do for a living and is a great mother. She's everything I wish I could be, and more. I love you, Lisa Joy!

21.] What is your favorite alcoholic drink?

It's true. I love me a piña colada. Mai Tais are second, but piña first.

22.] Do you do any sports or have you done any sport professionally? 

'Nuff said.

23.] What is your ringtone?

Damn if I know. I made up all kinds of ringtones for my iPhone 4, but now that I have the 5, I can't figure out how to do it again! So I have... whatever.

24.] Do you like chilli flavoured chips/crisps?

Ignore the top part. It's the best I could find. In a word, ew. No. I don't like spicy. Also, you spelled 'chili' wrong. Just sayin'.

25.] Do you curl or straighten your hair? 

I've done both, but I haven't enough hair to do either right now. So, no.

26.] What's the nicest smell of shampoo? 

Growing up, my stepmother (TBFH) always bought this apple pectin shampoo. It smelled nice; I liked it. Hey, she couldn't have gotten it all wrong, amirite?

27.] What smell turns you on? How about turns you off? 

On: I like any cologne on my hubs, but Drakkar is by far my favorite. He almost never wears any, though, which is stupid, 'cause he'd get more if he did. Yeah, I went there.

As for off? You guessed it:

28.] Who's your favorite comedian? 

Ellen DeGeneres has long been my favorite funny-girl. Love her. Wanda Sykes is pretty close. Maybe I prefer lesbians?

Love Larry David, too. He's my boyfriend.

29.] RnB or Reggae?

I like 'em both, but Reggae reminds me of being in the Caribbean in my youth, and those were good times. So it wins.