So, I'm going to level with you folks: I crapped my pants today. Maybe twice, I'm not sure.
You see, ever since I had gastric bypass surgery over 5 years ago, I get an awful lot of "upset tummy" issues. And, sometimes... well... like they say in bypass orientation, "Never trust a fart."
{I've had a total of five abdominal surgeries, and musculature isn't what it used to be, so I often pee my pants, too. Hey, as long as we're getting into personal issues today, you know...? But I'll be seeing a urologist next month for that issue! ANYway...}
I was in Walgreens with Sophia, my 8-year-old, this morning, and it happened. I totally sharted. I didn't know what to do - I was wearing a skirt, and rushing to the bathroom would have accomplished nothing much - so I quickly finished my shopping trip and headed for home. Unfortunately, our car was removed from our possession the other night, so that required walking home.
It was not my most stellar moment.
This brings me to my question for you fine folks this week:
What would you have done, in this situation?
What did you think, I was going to ask if I'm the queen of TMI? We already knew that!!
Have a great week, y'all.
Fin.
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