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1. What’s overdue for a good cleaning?
2. What’s overdue for some kind of professional examination, service, maintenance, or upkeep?
Everything is breaking here. The dryer, the dishwasher, and the stove... it's just a matter of time before the whole thing falls apart, y'all. Oh, and I could stand to get an oil change.
3. Who’s overdue for a phone call or letter to you?
TO me?! I prefer not to answer the phone. Texting me is better, #kthxbai ;)
4. What’s overdue for an appearance in your neighborhood?
No one. I'm good. I'm not really enjoying this week's meme too much... #SorryNotSorry
5. Who’s overdue for a good comeuppance?
6. What’s a gross food you like anyway?
I wouldn't eat anything I thought was gross... would you?!
7. Who’s an unlikeable person you like anyway?
My dad... #NuffSaid
8. What’s an unpleasant task you enjoy performing anyway?
I like folding the laundry. Which is funny, because I have a mountain of it waiting just for me and have for a week now... :\
9. What’s a dumb song you enjoy anyway?
Anything by Carly Rae Jepsen. Her "music" sucks but it's catchy, so... #JustNotWithTheCarWindowsOpen
10. What’s a lousy restaurant you frequent anyway?
I like a Taco Bell bean burrito now and again...
11. What's your favourite Sci-fi film/program etc?
Sci-fi really is not my genre. Does The Big Bang Theory count?!
12. Have you ever had a proper Tarot reading?
Negative. I don't do occult.
13. Have you ever used the phrase "back in my time" to someone younger than you?
Of course; I have kids, don't I?
14. Have you ever done something really unbelievable, only to have no one around to see it?
That's what smartphones are for, dude. #SamsungGalaxyFTW
15. If you were famous would you want a statue or a building named after you?
I could make a pretty dirty joke here, but I wont since some of you might have weak hearts. ;) Hee. (It's funny, though.) What were you saying, now?
Oh. Statue, but it better be of me doing something funny.
Thanks for stealing some time with me. See what I did there? :P